"Maynard Has A Very Big Fish"

Maynard Jelnick had a high paying job as a scaler in the prestigious Gefilte Fish Factory across the beltway. He was known countywide for being able to pick the largest fish out of a barrel blindfolded and scaling it without ever laying an eye on his prey. The girls in the “molding” line liked to work on Maynard’s fish more than the other scalers’ as they could make more sculptural gefilte puffs from fewer amphibians. Maynard has always been a popular guest around the holidays as he bestows his specialty “gefilte fish molded as zoo animals” deli platter on each of his many excited hosts.